Me: So Kristin was showing us her new Apple Watch at work today.
You should totally get one. Marty: Why?
Me: It does everything. It keeps time, it has a stopwatch on it, an alarm... It has a calculator -- Marty: Mine does too. See? Me: Yeah but hers isn't 20 years old.
Marty: So what? Mine has tons of functionality.
Me: Yeah, but yours can't receive texts. Or keep track of the miles you run. Marty: Technically, hers can't either. It's just synching with her phone. Me: And it synchs with her phone, too! See what I mean?
Marty: Why would anyone want to read a text on their wrist anyway? Me: Well there goes my only idea for your birthday present.