Me: (yells back) ...what?
Marty: I'm collecting Americium. So do we have any more smoke detectors or not?
|Yeah, that's a smoke detector, in pieces.|
Me: (rounds corner) Yeah, there's one in the family roo-- WHAT are you doing?!?
Marty: I told you, collecting Americium.
There's hardly enough here to register on the Geiger counter. I need more.
Normal people hide boxes of Girl Scout cookies
- or maybe the 3 pound bag of peanut M&Ms -
from their significant other.
Me? I hide smoke detectors.
(geez, who knew they were radioactive anyway?)