Me: Wow, sweetie, your magazine could really use a makeover.
Marty: (looks down at tome) What do you mean?
Me: (flips through magazine)
Well, just look! All the photos are bunched together ... there's practically no white space on any of the pages ... the aesthetic is all wrong.
Me: I mean, really. Who puts black and white photos in a magazine these days, except for, like, some art publications?
Marty: Wh-- wha-- ???
Me: They should totally hire a graphics designer. And do they seriously expect anyone to actually read this much content?
Marty: There are no words.